Recipe for Fascist Stew
from Food section of Fake News Daily
You will need a large compliant pot and a ladle for constant stirring.
Ingredients:
• A gallon of water. (Make sure water is not from Flint)
• A can of scapegoats with immigrants for seasoning
• A quart of fear
• Unlimited lies
• One ton of tweeting characters
Directions:
• Toss everything into the pot and turn on the flame.
• Announce that you alone will make stew great again.
• Sprinkle 10 tablespoons of lies every half hour
• Stir in 280 characters at least six times a day.
• Simmer for four years.
Serve:
• Pour the slumgullion into red, white and blue bowls.
• Serve only to those who rave about your meal.
• Throw out the pot.
© Bonnie Schupp, 2018
